August 2010
1 post
foursquare
By all means, keep updating your locations. I really appreciate it.
Thanks,
The Government
May 2010
1 post
“Baby’s A Red” - House of...
March 2010
1 post
Big night for me...
You are all mine now.
December 2009
1 post
November 2009
1 post
“Take A Bow” - Muse
Corrupt,...
September 2009
1 post
“Stockholm Syndrome” - Muse
Stockholm...
August 2009
1 post
“The Healing Game” - Van Morrison
July 2009
4 posts
“Society is produced by our wants, and government by wickedness; the former...”
– - Thomas Paine
via crazyfishor
(via davereed) (via citigover)
Wicked, restraining, punishing? Apparently Thomas Paine thinks I’m into S&M.
Ok, Tom. Have it your way. This could be fun. The “safety word” is Politburo.
“If I Had $1000000” - Barenaked Ladies
topherchris:
Tiffany — I Think We’re Alone Now
June 2009
9 posts
Hey! Look over there!!!!
…and don’t pay any attention to D.C. today. Thanks.
“All Hail Me” - Veruca Salt
shhhhhh. it's kat. i set up a secret webcam in... →
(via hopelessromance)
It’s moderately amusing to see people getting excited about things today that I got tired of back during the Clinton administration.
“People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid...”
– V (via thatjeffreykid)
Why would I be afraid of a bunch of people that watch Dancing With The Stars, wear pajama pants to the grocery store and would pay $4.99 for an iPhone app that just has an image of a candle? Yeah, you’re some scary fuckers.
The definition of irony
Barack Obama’s administration wants do to away with internet anonymity. If Facebook starts requiring proof of identity, do you think a facsimile “certificate of live birth” will suffice?
LATimes: Obama plans to give the government new... →
I have to say that the things this new guy decides to be “open and transparent” about are getting kind of frustrating. We’ve spent years and years doing this stuff behind the scenes and now he’s announcing it as a “new plan”? Sigh. What a n00b!
I miss the presidents that would just smile and wave at the cameras and then get their ass in the helicopter. This...
Hurry and register your real names on Facebook....
I’d appreciate it.
-Govt.
Life is short. Take pictures.
ceeana:
(via sabino)
I’ve tried to adhere to this philosophy too.
The Government is back...
If you followed thegovernment.tumblr.com, you can now refollow govt.tumblr.com. I’ve moved in a lot of the old stuff (not all of it). That’s how The Government rolls. Sometimes I will keep the same old ideas, sometimes I’ll just ignore things I’m not as proud of, and other times, I’m just too lazy or inept to keep it up to date.
Take it or leave it.
February 2009
1 post
“The Government Totally Sucks” - Tenacious D
...
January 2009
2 posts
“Fade to Black” - Metallica
Missing
It’s been a long transition. In the meantime, I seem to have misplaced a box in the move. I think it just had tupperware in it… and a laptop. Don’t worry. It’s probably nothing. I think I just had pictures from last year’s administration picnic. You should see the one of Conde and Ruth Bader Ginsburg playing tetherball. Hot girl on girl action!
Anyway, if anyone sees the laptop, could ya...
December 2008
2 posts
Sorry for my lack of posts lately. Just have a...
November 2008
7 posts
“Anarchy in the UK” - The Sex Pistols
“Make It Mine” - Jason Mraz
Random thought...
How’s everyone feeling about the flouride? Think anyone would mind if we added some more stuff to the water? Like Ritalin?
“Cult of Personality” - Living Colour
I know...
UK's Brown: Now is the time to build global... →
That sonofabitch! He told me I would get to announce this!
If we’re spilling beans…
Gordy likes to wear pantyhose under his suit pants.
October 2008
13 posts
“Are You Gonna Go My Way” - Lenny Kravitz
I’m sick of the word “wiretapping”. What wires? Everyone’s wireless! And thank goodness for that.
I heart WiFi.
“I Will Buy You a New Life” - Everclear
“I Heard It Through The Grapevine” -...
Dear FedEx and UPS
I just wanted to take some time to say thanks for giving each of your companies relatively ambiguous government-sounding names. With words like “Federal” and “United”, some people might think that you are actually related to the government. And lets face it… You two are way better at delivering shit than I am.
I mean United Parcel Service?! That’s a stroke of genius. All you did was take out...
September 2008
12 posts
“I Go To Extremes” - Billy Joel
“Big Me” - Foo Fighters
“Don’t Panic” - Coldplay
Just bouncin' some ideas off the wall...
How does everyone feel about the US Dollar? Would you be sad to see it go? It doesn’t seem to be working out as we hoped. The guys over here have some great ideas for a global currency…
What should we call it?
A Globo? (Too Stiller-esque?)
A Worldy? (“Brother can you spare a worldy?”)
A Monty? (A shout out to Mr. Burns… some of the guys here really like that one)
A Chippy? (Let’s face it,...
“With Plenty of Money and You” - Tony Bennett